Hubby left me! Tuesday night. He ran off with two bitches. Not just any bitches, either. Bitches wearing matching maroon bandannas! Thinking they were all cute and stuff.
He’s probably with them this very minute as I sit at home updating my blog. Alone. Even my son abandoned me (had to go to PA for work).
So I wonder what they’re doing right now?
I imagine them having heart-to-heart chats…
I’m sure they don’t care. Bitches like that probably don’t even feel guilty.
Saying, “Nyah, nyah, we’re here and you’re not!”
“Enough of this frolicking without me!” I’ll say.
I wonder how the bitches will feel about that?