I Can’t Imagine How Long This Took

Today’s bit of weirdness was submitted by Hubby. I don’t know how he finds this stuff, but he does. Usually by accident.

I mean, he doesn’t spend hours combing the Internet for oddball things like this to entertain my fans. I hope. Though it is nice of him to keep us entertained.

So here’s today’s BIT OF WEIRDNESS. Courtesy of that awesome Hubby of mine.

After you click on the link, you’ll see a gray screen. Be patient. Soon, a girl will appear. Move your mouse around the screen and watch what happens.

Don’t get too excited. It really is just plain weird.

It Was a Wet Weekend

This picture pretty much sums up the weather this past weekend.

Not only was it rainy, it was warm and humid, too. Which means, even when it wasn’t raining, stepping outside felt like being enveloped in a warm, wet blanket.

Ugh. Where is that cool, crisp weather fall is supposed to bring?

The picture is cool though, isn’t it? I think it’s my favorite from the weekend. It is either that one, or this one. What do you think?

Frog Number 4

This is the fourth and final frog image I’ll be posting. Well, final for now. I mean, I am the ToadMama. I’m bound to run across an interesting frog or toad that just cries out to be photographed and shared with the world.


That Photoshop framing technique I blogged about previously works pretty good with this image, don’t you think?

Just so you know, Frog Number 4 is sort of irrelevant. The other frogs I posted are much more colorful. But since I knew my fans would be glued to their computers waiting to see a fourth frog, I thought I’d be nice and come through for them. There’s nothing like a bunch of disappointed fans.

Wait. Come to think of it, a few disappointed fans is potentially worse when you’re a blogger like me that only has a few fans.

You should know, fans, that I appreciate each and every one of you. Really, I do. Thanks for being my audience.

GREAT Idea, But…

On Thursday, I visited one of the blogs I read periodically and saw something really interesting. I have to warn you, it’s photography-related. But even the casual point-and-shoot user who most of the time remembers to take their camera along on vacation might be somewhat intrigued.

The title of the actual post sums it up pretty nicely: XShot – Photograph Yourself Anywhere. Don’t feel like reading? CNN’s Smart Traveller actually did a video about the XShot, which I tried unsuccessfully to embed here for your convenience.

In a nutshell, the XShot is a collapsible rod you attach your camera to with the tripod adapter (the hole with threads on the underside of your camera) and, using the self-timer, you can take your own picture.

Who takes their own pictures? Lots of people do. Say you’re traveling alone in Paris, want a shot of yourself in front of the Eiffel Tower, but are afraid to ask anyone to snap one for you. (That’s sort of dumb anyway, if you think about it, because what’s to keep that person from running off with your camera?)

So you hold your camera out in front of yourself and snap a picture. The end result is lots of you, not so much background. And it’s sort of obvious you’re holding the camera, too. (This isn’t a fabulous example, but I had good intentions.)

If you read Julie’s blog post or watched the video, you’ll probably agree that it really is a great idea. And it’s only $29.95.

I was very close to ordering one immediately. But it was late, I was tired, and I figured I’d get one the next day. But as I lay in bed–that’s where I usually get all my best ideas, 99% of which I completely forget by morning–I thought about my monopod.

Did I hear you say, “Your what?”

A monopod is like a tripod with only one leg. You use in in situations when you either can’t or don’t want to lug your tripod along, but still want some stability when snapping away.

The monopod is smaller and much easier to carry. While it isn’t as good as having a tripod, it is way better than nothing. And I’m pretty sure I bought mine at Ritz Camera for about $25.

This morning I actually remembered my thoughts about the monopod. I knew it would only work if the head of the monopod was adjustable and could tilt downward. It does. And it telescopes out to just over 60 inches.

My camera is pretty heavy, so I only tested it with the monopod extended out to about 40 inches. It worked like a charm.

The picture below, which is still not a great example but not too awful for being done indoors, using flash, on-the-fly, lets you see the difference. Pretend the Eiffel Tower is behind me, or some other scene. Or pretend I’m flanked by a couple of friends on each side.

My face no longer dominates the image. There’s actually some background. And my face isn’t distorted by the fish-eye effect either. That happens with some cameras. It’s where your face gets distorted. I’m not sure how best to describe the fish-eye effect, but I can show you a side-by-side comparison of shots. The one on the right demonstrates the fish-eye effect.

So, yes, the XShot is cool. But you can achieve the same effect with a monopod for less and have the benefit of the monopod when you need the added stability. The one advantage in the XShot’s favor is that, when compacted, it is just 9 inches long. I’m sure it’s lighter, too. But I’m not convinced it is strong enough to hold a heavy SLR and lens.

The Daily Conundrum

The thing about having a blog is that, on a daily basis, I have to think of something creative to talk about. Or at least something mildly interesting. Funny works, too. And I have to come up with an image to accompany the post because, as I have said a million times, image-less posts are just not as interesting. In my opinion.

I am usually able to find a shot of my own to use. Or I just go to Flickr and use someone else’s. (That’s not stealing, by the way. Most pictures in Flickr have a BLOG THIS option for that specific reason. In case you were wondering.)

Weirdest Discovery: This week I stumbled across a blog post that in itself isn’t weird, it is what the author innocently exposed that still has me marveling at the strangeness of humanity. After you read through her post, look at the 8th comment. If you don’t look at the 8th comment, you totally won’t get the strangeness I am referring to.

Interesting Pictures (someone else’s): I forget how I stumbled across this lady’s blog. Maybe through the Shutter Sisters blog, which I have to give Shannon credit for pointing out to me.

Cool Video: This really isn’t a video. It’s a slide show I did a while back featuring my dogs, Meg and C. Some of you have seen it before. Sorry, but I really like it.

Wanna know what’s coolest about it? At the end of the slide show, I mentioned that both of my dogs came to us through American Brittany Rescue (ABR). Soon afterward, I noticed other rescue groups posting slide shows and/or videos of dogs available for adoption. Like this one, which is very well done, from someone at the National Brittany Rescue and Adoption Network (NBRAN). That’s not a rival group; ABR and NBRAN work together frequently, especially on transports.

Most-Helpful Writing Tips: I could share some tips of my own or just take the easy way out and point you to sites like this one.

Subtle (and not-so-subtle) Humor: Or point you to sites like this, which Hubby introduced me to, that regularly features offbeat news (weird, strange, crazy and odd stories) and photos.

Useful Tools: I could be really boring, too, and point you to sites like this one, which for some strange reason I don’t have bookmarked even though I refer to it frequently. Or this one, which could be really useful in deciding where to go for your next vacation.

Interesting Links: I could just fill my blog with lots of different links (like I did here).

Cliffhanger: Or I could be really mysterious and say something like…

Have you noticed a theme with frog pics lately? Wanna know why I keep posting pictures of my stupid frog tchotchkes? Do you think there is an actual reason? Stay tuned to find out…

Or… I could do all of the above to save myself from having to make such an important decision so early in the morning.

P.S. – In case you missed the previous frog pics, the first was at the very bottom of this post, the second was posted yesterday, and the third is at the top of this post. I might post a fourth, I haven’t decided yet.

P.P.S. – I did have to go to that unbookmarked site again to find out how to spell “tchotchkes.” In case you were wondering.

Show Your Photos Like a Pro

Not all of the blog reading I’ve done lately is useless. I am actually learning. Broadening my mind. Stretching my horizons.

I’ve been using Photoshop for years. But only for really basic stuff like resizing or cropping images, creating simple .gifs for my Web site. But the more I see what people can do with Photoshop (and the crazy mistakes even purported professionals make), the more I want to learn how to use it.

So I’ve been searching the Internet for tips and how-tos. Why buy a book when there’s so much free knowledge available?

The problem is, a lot of the tipsters assume I know what they consider to be basic stuff like applying a layer mask. Until recently, I didn’t even know what a layer mask was. I won’t bore you with the particulars. You’ll just have to trust me when I say Photoshop veterans who might read this post would smack their forehead and say, “Oh my God! What an IDIOT!” (Trying to use Photoshop without layer masks is like trying paint a large room with a very small artist’s brush. You might get the room painted. Eventually. After long hours of labor. But the end result will look like crap.)

Don’t know what a layer mask is? Save yourself some pain and enlighten yourself now. Photoshop Tips is just one of the helpful blogs I found.

The PhotoshopTalent.com blog is good, but a bit advanced for me at this stage. I keep it bookmarked because there’s some good stuff there I’ll be able to use one day.

The digital Photography School (dPS) blog is my favorite by far. It features posts from myriad professionals (photographers and graphic artists from what I’ve gathered so far). You can pick and choose the tips you want to try and master. Or choose stuff you don’t necessarily want to master, but that will help increase your familiarity with the software. The one I tried this morning shows how to frame and name your photos, like I did with the frog you see above.

I just picked an easily accessible image to play with. The image itself isn’t the focus here, it’s the effect. Click on frame and name your photos to see for yourself.

I learned how to frame today. It might come in handy at some point. It might not. What’s more important are the little tricks I learned while doing it that I can apply to other stuff. (NOTE: the frame is more impressive-looking at full size. Click on the frog to see what I mean.)

Know of any other great photography/Photoshop blogs? Please be a pal and share…