For something different, I am going to share a joke sent to me by a friend a few weeks ago. Enjoy!
A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.
After a while, the husband becomes irritated by the ticking of the blind man’s stick as he taps it on the sidewalk. The husband says to the blind man, “Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.”
The blind man replies, “If you would’ve put a rubber at the end of your stick, we’d be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.”